Hillarious misheard lyrics

Hey blog world! When it comes to songs sometimes people make mistakes with the lyrics and sing something completely different and HILLARIOUS! Take it from me when stuff like this happens you may think your mistake was so hillarious that you’ll never sing the correct version ever again! Here are a bunch of my favorite lyric screw ups. 

 These 1st 5 lyric screw ups were made by me. The 1st screw up is from “Dynamite” by Taio Cruz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vysgv7qVYTo&ob=av2n. What Taio is actually singing “I’m over all I’m gonna be the last one landing”, what I’m hearing “I mow the lawn like I’m gonna be the last one landing”! 

The 2nd screw up is from “Captain Feathersword Fell Asleep On His Pirate Ship (Quack Quack)” by The Wiggles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4dmelafrvk! What The Wiggles are actually singing “Captain Feathersword fell asleep on his pirate ship and he woke up on a barn”, what I’m hearing “Captain Feathersword fell asleep on his pirate ship and he woke up on a bomb”!

My 3rd screw up is from “Thank God I’m A Country Boy” by John Denver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzldLJcorbo. What John is actually singing “Well I got me a fine wife I got me old fiddle”, what I’m hearing “Well I got me a farm I forgot me old fiddle”

My 4th screw up is from “Open The Eyes Of My Heart Lord” by Hillsong http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMn8vdlcwJE. What Hillsong is actually singing “Pour out your power and love as we sing holy holy holy”, what I’m hearing “Pour out your power and love as we sing whole wheat whole wheat whole wheat”

My 5th is from “My Fathers Eyes” by Eric Clapton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IigRv6B763k: What Eric is actually singing “My fathers eyes”, what I’m hearing “My fall designs”

This one was made by my friend at summer camp (we ended up liking her version so much we went around singing it for the rest of the week!) The song that she screwed up was “Don’t Rock The Jukebox” by Alan Jackson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMDq-MnpbTo&ob=av2e. What Alan is actually singing “Don’t rock the jukebox I wanna hear George Jones”, what my friend heard “Don’t rock the juice box I wanna hear George Jones”!

This one comes from one of the jokes pages of a Readers Digest magazine. The song that was screwed up was “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs. What Elton was actually singing “Hold me closer tiny dancer”, what this person heard “Hold me closer Tony Danza” ( <- Tony Danza)!

These next few come from a comedian I once saw on “Just For Laughs”. Aparently before his performance he was on a road trip with his parents and they sang along to every word of every song on the radio even if they didn’t know the words!

“Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” by the Beatles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTHY1bNUzc: what the beatles are actually singing “Lucy in the sky with diamonds”, what these people heard “Lucy’s in a fight with Linus” ( <- Lucy  <- Linus).

“You May Be Right” by Billy Joel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo9t5XK0FhA&ob=av2e : What Billy’s actually singing “You may be right I may be crazy”, what these people heard “You made the rice I made the gravy”.

“Jet Airliner” by the Steve Miller Band: What the Steve Miller Band is actually singing “Big ol Jet airliner”, what these people actually heard “Bingo Jet had a light on!”

As you can see blog world sometimes mistakes can be HILLARIOUS! What are some of your funniest misheard lyrics blog world? Tell me in the comments!